Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sara Lee's Got GREAT Buns Commercial

Why doesn't even one fast food place offer the option of Sara Lee's 4 grm of fiber white or wheat hamburger and hot dog buns instead of limiting us to the painfully sweet soft mush of regular buns?

I can envision a Sara Lee commercial that would sure help us out with that.

A guy in line at a fast food restaurant with his buddy orders his burger and then says,

"And put that on Sara Lee's GREAT buns"

"Man what'd you say??"

He's a facts nerd so he says, "Yeah, 4 grams of fiber, low sugar, with the best taste and texture of any hamburger buns available (etc.)"

His friend says, "Yeah but it's higher priced."

The guy taps his flat six pack abs and says "Not when you consider the value of your health."

Voice over: Ask for Sara Lee's GREAT buns next time you order!

The word doesn't have to be great. Change the word, change the words. But there's hints of sex all over the commercial and I think pretty soon plenty of people would be asking for them and fast food restaurants would be stocking them.

And wouldn't that be lovely? Sure it's rough draft. But you get my drift.


If you agree, please tell Sara Lee. :)

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